# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 104
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2061 "2018-12-21T01:56:08Z")
A good hangman reads the docket so they know who’s necks. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2062 "2018-12-21T02:41:57Z")
They mentioned a hanging on the local noose. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2063 "2018-12-21T02:42:24Z")
Being executed is exciting—that’s why all those people are hanging around. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2064 "2018-12-21T02:49:53Z")
And speaking of sex, IG, I hear self-fellatio is a stretch for some folks. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2065 "2018-12-21T03:13:30Z")
Yep and all graveyards are fenced coz’ folks are dying to get in. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2066 "2018-12-21T04:05:41Z")
Clothes with bright primary colors in swirly random patterns came about when a South Asian worker fell into one vat of colorant after another. Sadly, the Thai died. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2067 "2018-12-21T06:56:20Z")
I didn’t know the Grateful Dead played in S. Asia. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2068 "2018-12-21T07:24:57Z")
I understand that a Grateful Dead band member enjoyed playing in Japan. Looking at some old footage, it appears that in Japan, Jerry blossoms. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2069 "2018-12-21T14:13:18Z")
Unfortunate though that when the Dead were touring Japan they had a bit of a laundry mix up and all of their clothes got a touch of grey. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2070 "2018-12-21T14:19:15Z")
I heard that during the French Revolution, they had a crate full of dead heads. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2071 "2018-12-21T19:14:53Z")
Pierre Godchaux, who was in the cartage biz, was supposed to pick up that crate, but it wasn’t full yet, so he had to deadhead back to the warehouse. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2072 "2018-12-21T21:51:24Z")
So he kept on truckin’? ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2073 "2018-12-21T23:39:52Z")
Yeah, but he felt like a fifth wheel. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2074 "2018-12-22T00:03:20Z")
I sure hope he shut the gate. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2075 "2018-12-22T00:59:22Z")
Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2076 "2018-12-22T01:03:59Z")
Yeah, yeah I know. It means nearly nothing. Forgive me please. Move along, folks. Nothing to see here. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2077 "2018-12-22T03:32:13Z")
When the Pope went to the playground, do you know what the See saw? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2078 "2018-12-22T06:06:22Z")
I understand that in the last papal election, one of the leading contenders was Cardinal Sicola. He wasn’t elected because the other cardinals felt it was inappropriate to have the leader of the church named after a soft drink: Pope Sicola. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2079 "2018-12-23T05:01:46Z")
Well, that is a pause that refreshes. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2080 "2018-12-23T05:28:11Z")
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