# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2081 "2018-12-23T07:00:25Z")

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Would you like that on the rocks?

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2082 "2018-12-23T18:37:55Z")

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“Me use coke? How absurd!” Tom snorted.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2083 "2018-12-23T20:57:02Z")

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Well, you have to draw the line somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2084 "2018-12-23T22:28:38Z")

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I’m taking a powder.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2085 "2018-12-24T00:28:03Z")

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I don’t do cocaine. Just like the way it smells.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2086 "2018-12-25T02:49:41Z")

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Try not to sneeze.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2087 "2018-12-25T02:50:33Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> I don’t do cocaine.

So, more of a cocain’t?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2088 "2018-12-25T21:23:33Z")

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It’s not peer pressure, it’s just your turn.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2089 "2018-12-25T21:33:32Z")

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She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie…

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2090 "2018-12-26T04:57:39Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> So, more of a cocain’t?

Your grammar is atrocious, Spoons. The correct term is _cocanot_. Must I slap you with my palm?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2091 "2018-12-26T05:36:25Z")

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I think you need a lot of breadfruit for coconot. Pricey.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2092 "2018-12-26T08:05:43Z")

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> [@Darkon](#):
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> Your grammar is atrocious, Spoons. The correct term is _cocanot_.

Are you trying to milk this for all it’s worth?

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2093 "2018-12-26T14:26:21Z")

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Every time **Spoons** makes a milk pun I think “How dairy?”

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2094 "2018-12-26T14:52:49Z")

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Those puns are so cheesy!

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2095 "2018-12-26T15:02:13Z")

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that’s a gouda statement as any around here.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2096 "2018-12-26T16:59:46Z")

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At least no one has mentioned Stilton—I hate feeling blue.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2097 "2018-12-26T17:41:56Z")

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I cheddar at the thought.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2098 "2018-12-26T17:50:19Z")

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I can brielieve it.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2099 "2018-12-26T17:55:55Z")

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Cheese grate, butter friend’s better.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2100 "2018-12-26T18:28:49Z")

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I’m fondue of you. Just saying.

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