# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2018, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2141 "2018-12-29T22:27:02Z")

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Me an’ the ol’ lady took a cruise to the Persian Gulf, but it poured the whole time—bah, rain!

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2142 "2018-12-30T01:09:59Z")

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Me an’ my son went to Africa, but Chad didn’t go to the Nile.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2143 "2018-12-30T01:24:58Z")

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Me an’ my other son went to Europe, an’ den Mark saw the Little Mermaid.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2144 "2018-12-30T01:48:54Z")

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> [@Darkon](#):
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> Me an’ my son went to Africa, but Chad didn’t go to the Nile.

I was in the Nile at the time. So I ran.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2145 "2018-12-30T05:10:51Z")

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I’m havana Cuban sandwich.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2146 "2018-12-30T06:00:18Z")

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I would like to go to the Netherlands one day. Wooden shoe?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2147 "2018-12-30T07:06:49Z")

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I was shooting pool with a Middle Eastern buddy. He told me, “I rack.”

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2148 "2018-12-30T07:35:30Z")

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Well do I remember that occasion. I was embarrassed, as I almost saw a Gaza strip.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2149 "2018-12-30T07:39:46Z")

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You sure it wasn’t Turkey and she was dressing?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2150 "2018-12-30T08:39:25Z")

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Maybe she was trying to Sweden the pot.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2151 "2018-12-30T17:53:46Z")

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I love those Scandinavian muffins, they’re so tasty but with no artificial Swedeners added.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2152 "2018-12-30T18:02:45Z")

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Me an’ the ol’ lady 'ired a guide in North East Africa, but 'e gypped us.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2153 "2018-12-30T21:01:35Z")

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Me an’ the ol’ lady were in American Samoa an’ wanted to visit an island ‘tween there an’ Vanuatu, but there was an extra charge. Dora said, “A fee? Gee, guess we can’t go.”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2018, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2154 "2018-12-30T21:43:48Z")

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“Oh, well” sez Dora. “Bali up to bar boys.”

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2155 "2018-12-31T06:09:47Z")

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Immigration to Scandinavia is Oslo process, but there’s Norway around it.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2156 "2018-12-31T06:31:26Z")

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Me an’ my daughter went to South America where she met this guy. Anna said 'is name was Jim Jones.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2157 "2018-12-31T06:37:26Z")

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Argentina getting fat?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2158 "2018-12-31T06:39:50Z")

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If so, it might help when one is getting Chile.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2159 "2018-12-31T23:30:07Z")

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Chili is too hot for me.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2018, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2160 "2018-12-31T23:55:55Z")

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Well, I gotta do it, sorry:  
Chili today  
Hot tamale

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