# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 111
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2201 "2019-01-08T01:07:38Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > The Grapes of Wrath= wino with a hangover! the gapes of rath = Irish chieftain’s worst nightmare ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2202 "2019-01-08T02:16:01Z")
The rapes of Giraffes= a zoo #me too. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2203 "2019-01-08T18:12:58Z")
I manage inventory at my local zoo. I requested a pair of giraffes to add to our African exhibit, but the supplier said it was a tall order. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2204 "2019-01-08T18:57:14Z")
I was contemplating going to the zoo but hearing about the new sea lion exhibit sealed it for me. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2205 "2019-01-08T20:32:16Z")
The work is depressing at zoos, So I often go home with the blues. And it’s getting more bleak; For example, last week, We received really terrible gnus. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2206 "2019-01-08T20:34:22Z")
That makes me wanna Yak. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2207 "2019-01-09T04:36:36Z")
I went to this one zoo where the only exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2208 "2019-01-09T05:16:26Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I went to this one zoo where the only exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu. Aw, c’mon, **Sam**. You’re lion. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2209 "2019-01-09T14:53:53Z")
It might have been a terrible place but I have no egrets going to that zoo. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2210 "2019-01-09T18:33:28Z")
That zoo is for the birds. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2211 "2019-01-09T18:41:11Z")
I went to that zoo, but there weren’t anymore egrets because the birds flu. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2212 "2019-01-09T22:12:46Z")
Well, I don’t have a response to that. Maybe I’ll just wing one… ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2213 "2019-01-09T22:57:37Z")
Uh-oh! Everybody duck! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2214 "2019-01-10T00:27:36Z")
I can’t swallow that. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2215 "2019-01-10T08:34:27Z")
All I know is you can’t get down off a horse. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2216 "2019-01-10T08:52:53Z")
Dude, put a feather in your cap. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2217 "2019-01-10T14:44:56Z")
You don’t sound so good, maybe you should see the ducktor. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2218 "2019-01-10T15:40:41Z")
My doctor is a quack. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2219 "2019-01-10T17:02:24Z")
Mine is a bird-brain. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2220 "2019-01-10T17:11:21Z")
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