# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 112
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2221 "2019-01-10T18:59:19Z")
Only if I had a good foundation. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2222 "2019-01-11T02:00:37Z")
The eyeliner and mascara got into a fight, but it turned out okay. They had makeup sex. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2223 "2019-01-11T02:58:52Z")
Wow, that was really high brow. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2224 "2019-01-11T04:28:33Z")
Sounds like a surprised neanderthal. Or maybe some foreheaded monster. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2225 "2019-01-11T04:43:43Z")
All I can say to that is ‘ugh’. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2226 "2019-01-11T06:00:40Z")
A foreheaded monster forced me off the widow’s peak. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2227 "2019-01-11T06:03:35Z")
You’ll be able to surmount this. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2228 "2019-01-11T06:27:03Z")
If you put all your strength behind it, it’s easy to mount a monster. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2229 "2019-01-11T06:31:13Z")
Let’s hope the monster will ever rest. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2230 "2019-01-11T06:51:35Z")
Yeti don’t see how. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2231 "2019-01-11T20:16:05Z")
Maybe you’re feet’s too big? ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2232 "2019-01-11T20:26:28Z")
Making shoes for a yeti is quite a feat. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2233 "2019-01-12T01:40:25Z")
He has a great understanding. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2234 "2019-01-12T02:03:06Z")
What a comprehensive statement. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2235 "2019-01-12T08:22:08Z")
It’s poetry, 'cause his feet were Longfellows. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2236 "2019-01-13T02:10:07Z")
Longfellow is less than one can shake a stick at. —the Bard ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2237 "2019-01-13T02:22:05Z")
Just remember, more than two shakes and it’s masturbating. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2238 "2019-01-13T02:29:27Z")
If you have a master bath, do you master bathe? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2239 "2019-01-13T02:36:50Z")
A professional fisherman is a master baiter. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2240 "2019-01-13T03:35:47Z")
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