# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2241 "2019-01-13T05:57:11Z")

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Oh whale, what can I do?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2242 "2019-01-13T06:16:20Z")

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I said that on porpoise to get your attention.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2243 "2019-01-13T06:18:30Z")

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So you did it just for the halibut.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2244 "2019-01-13T07:00:16Z")

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No, I swear it to the bottom of my sole.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2245 "2019-01-14T14:28:34Z")

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I’m floundering to think of a good response.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2246 "2019-01-14T14:38:00Z")

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I think I need to tuna you guys out.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2247 "2019-01-14T16:27:25Z")

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We’re almost FINished.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2248 "2019-01-15T05:51:49Z")

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I’ll weigh in on the scales, if you don’t mind.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2249 "2019-01-16T16:54:15Z")

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I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2250 "2019-01-16T18:47:17Z")

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Methane you protest too much.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2251 "2019-01-16T20:03:27Z")

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I had a couple of motorcycles, but I couldn’t sit on them after my surgery. I gave them to my brother, and he rectum.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2252 "2019-01-17T06:36:29Z")

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Anal you’re lying.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2253 "2019-01-17T16:15:28Z")

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That was quite a funny crack.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2254 "2019-01-18T04:23:33Z")

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Not only are they juvenile, but fart jokes stink.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2255 "2019-01-18T04:43:38Z")

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Well, that took the air right outta me.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2256 "2019-01-18T14:33:27Z")

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You sound really bummed out.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2257 "2019-01-18T17:45:03Z")

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What a glute of good jokes.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2258 "2019-01-18T21:24:39Z")

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Gluteus Maximus was a shitty gladiator.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2259 "2019-01-18T21:29:49Z")

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Hannibal the Cannibal fought many times in the Colosseum. He had a wife, but he was gladiator.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2260 "2019-01-18T21:38:00Z")

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Might go well with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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