# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 114
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2261 "2019-01-20T02:34:09Z")
There was a group of Italian monks who tried to produce chianti, but they had to give it up. I think they never really had a chants. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2262 "2019-01-20T02:54:54Z")
My mom’s family is rife with alcoholics, but her sister actually introduced me to wine—she was my key auntie. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2263 "2019-01-20T03:03:34Z")
My family loves Ol’Granddad. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2264 "2019-01-20T08:54:18Z")
After drinking American whiskey her whole life, my mom’s a pathetic old crow. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2265 "2019-01-20T16:45:40Z")
I drank a lot of wine in Paris. Thankfully I had a designated driver, a cabbie, Rene. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2266 "2019-01-21T02:50:33Z")
I used to drink to forget, but I can’t remember why. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2267 "2019-01-21T02:54:27Z")
And I simply forget to drink. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2268 "2019-01-21T03:01:26Z")
In Portugal and Spain, I have a girl in every port—in Cadiz it’s Sherry ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2269 "2019-01-21T03:23:12Z")
We gotta get off this drinking binge. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2270 "2019-01-21T15:25:52Z")
You’d think we’d feel better if we got away from dinking but there’s no proof to that. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2271 "2019-01-21T18:20:16Z")
I do get off on binge drinking. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2272 "2019-01-22T04:58:35Z")
A doctor told my aunt she could no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she got a divorce. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2273 "2019-01-22T05:08:41Z")
That joke is a hangover from an earlier time. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2274 "2019-01-22T05:32:18Z")
The difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.75, but deer nuts are under a buck. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2275 "2019-01-22T15:01:08Z")
I don’t mind if it’s raining cats and dogs as long as it doesn’t reindeer. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2276 "2019-01-22T15:30:27Z")
Reindeer are the most empathic of all creatures. They really caribou you. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2277 "2019-01-22T15:31:50Z")
As understand it, male caribou have buck teeth. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2278 "2019-01-22T20:55:26Z")
Male caribou are used to being rejected for dates by female caribou due to their buck teeth. The first ever cervid orthodontist has recently been commissioned, and they are now bracing themselves for the possibility of a first date. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2279 "2019-01-22T21:53:55Z")
Too bad the female caribou don’t like males and their elk. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2280 "2019-01-22T22:06:17Z")
Some bad things happened in the herd and they were looking for the caribous responsible—I was out of there so fast that I passed **all** the bucks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=113) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=115)