# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 116
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2301 "2019-01-28T13:30:54Z")
Yukon do better than that. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2302 "2019-01-28T15:00:07Z")
I know you accused me of being superficial when I said Canada’s Prime Minister had nice hair, but isn’t it Trudeau? ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2303 "2019-01-28T15:20:10Z")
It’s frigid and blustery in Ontario—I don’t like Windsor cold. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2304 "2019-01-28T21:47:22Z")
The Canadian scientist said the frigid winds blew open his Labradoors. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2305 "2019-01-29T00:30:19Z")
My Labrador bitch snuck out and now I gotta retrieve 'er ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2306 "2019-01-29T00:52:16Z")
If I see her I’ll point’er out to you. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2307 "2019-01-29T02:36:43Z")
When I was a kid I had night terriers. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2308 "2019-01-29T05:22:02Z")
I had night fevers, but only on Saturdays. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2309 "2019-01-29T16:08:46Z")
I once knew of a squirrel that had Saturday nut fever. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2310 "2019-01-29T16:09:52Z")
Too bad nut shells don’t come with nut zippers ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2311 "2019-01-29T16:17:18Z")
I have a zipper for my nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2312 "2019-01-29T16:22:26Z")
Whoa whoa whoa, I’m not sure if that language is going to fly around here. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2313 "2019-01-29T17:20:07Z")
Perhaps we could begin a dialectic on appropriate dialects. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2314 "2019-01-30T01:58:39Z")
Darkon’ll no longer use pronouns. Darkon’ll only use amateur nouns, unless the previously mentioned thing is improper. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2315 "2019-01-30T02:00:47Z")
Get thee to a nounnery! ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2316 "2019-01-30T02:42:31Z")
You’re so verbose. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2317 "2019-01-30T05:47:12Z")
And posh. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2318 "2019-01-30T13:32:12Z")
To eat denotes action. I said that verbatim. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2319 "2019-01-30T16:42:37Z")
The verb asked the noun to conjugate but the noun declined. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2320 "2019-01-31T03:11:17Z")
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