# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2321 "2019-01-31T03:24:52Z")

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I hope she was safe, in more that one way.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2322 "2019-01-31T16:11:15Z")

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I don’t condom that kind of talk.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2323 "2019-01-31T16:25:19Z")

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You sound like you just got pissed off.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2324 "2019-01-31T16:37:03Z")

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Engines get piston.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2325 "2019-01-31T16:47:29Z")

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It’s a short block, unless you’re walking.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2326 "2019-02-01T16:51:38Z")

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Jokes about engines exhaust me.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2327 "2019-02-01T20:26:03Z")

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Exhaust jokes are manifold.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2328 "2019-02-01T22:04:49Z")

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That’s just the brakes.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2329 "2019-02-02T04:58:29Z")

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Lime and tonic are good engine.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2330 "2019-02-02T06:15:33Z")

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What about the coconut?

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2331 "2019-02-03T02:30:01Z")

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I went on a gambling cruise and all I got was a paradise.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2332 "2019-02-03T18:25:10Z")

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“There are no twos in this deck,” Tom deduced.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2333 "2019-02-03T21:22:14Z")

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What a joker you are.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2334 "2019-02-04T01:40:16Z")

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Reminds me of that combination bar, brothel and casino whose motto was, “Liquor in front, poker in the rear.”

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2335 "2019-02-04T15:09:05Z")

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> [@EscAlaMike](#):
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> I went on a gambling cruise and all I got was a paradise.

Which deck do they use for poker?

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2336 "2019-02-04T15:12:15Z")

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I tried to play poker on a casino boat once but couldn’t because the captain was standing on the deck.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2337 "2019-02-04T16:02:47Z")

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I would’ve decked him.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2338 "2019-02-04T17:36:56Z")

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The Captain was running behind schedule, so I clocked him.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2339 "2019-02-04T19:01:29Z")

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With your hour hand?

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2340 "2019-02-04T19:43:56Z")

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His injuries were minute.

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