# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2341 "2019-02-04T20:42:56Z")

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I hope that you didn’t hurt your digits though.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2342 "2019-02-05T00:25:19Z")

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If it happens again, I’ve got your six.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2343 "2019-02-05T00:54:19Z")

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When the chips are down, call me. I’m good in a crisis.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2344 "2019-02-05T02:13:02Z")

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Kick that captain in the Nemo.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2345 "2019-02-05T07:48:34Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> When the chips are down, call me. I’m good in a crisis.

I put some chips down yesterday. Super Bowl snacks. I believe they were regular, salt and vinegar, and barbecue. Hardly a crisis.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2346 "2019-02-05T14:34:02Z")

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Keep all that eating up, and you’ll be taking the browns to the super bowl.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2347 "2019-02-05T15:12:34Z")

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I poo-poo that statement.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2348 "2019-02-05T17:50:49Z")

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Yeah, it stinks.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2349 "2019-02-06T00:38:41Z")

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That was the kind of joke we might have told when we were thirteen or farteen.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2350 "2019-02-06T00:41:29Z")

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Yeah, yeah just pull my finger.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2351 "2019-02-06T00:47:12Z")

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He who smelt it, dealt with processing the ore.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2352 "2019-02-06T00:53:14Z")

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Everything’s went silent but deadly.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2353 "2019-02-06T02:36:06Z")

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Is this what the Rolling Stones meant when they sang, “It’s a gas, gas, gas!”

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2354 "2019-02-06T02:48:39Z")

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You say silent but deadly. I say melodious and malodorous.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2355 "2019-02-06T16:47:12Z")

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This isn’t pun anymore.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2356 "2019-02-06T17:04:29Z")

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Yeah, continuing to post here should be a punishable offense.

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**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2357 "2019-02-06T20:32:02Z")

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Cats jump offense posts.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2358 "2019-02-06T21:57:48Z")

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I knew a post hole digger who was outstanding in his field.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2359 "2019-02-06T22:01:19Z")

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You build it, they will come.

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2360 "2019-02-07T01:24:16Z")

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I billed it, but they still haven’t showed up to pay.

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