# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 119
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2361 "2019-02-07T02:42:55Z")
I shot a duck. His family sent me the bill. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2362 "2019-02-07T03:54:18Z")
He should’ve ducked. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2363 "2019-02-07T04:23:01Z")
Were they a family of quacks? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2364 "2019-02-07T04:54:45Z")
What happened when the disco fan met a goose? He got down. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2365 "2019-02-07T18:49:40Z")
It was his swan song. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2366 "2019-02-07T20:23:16Z")
But was he bittern about it? ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2367 "2019-02-07T21:27:02Z")
That’ll put heron your chest. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2368 "2019-02-07T22:37:53Z")
Since the bird flew, was it sick? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2369 "2019-02-07T22:43:30Z")
Rhea sick, I’d say. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2019, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2370 "2019-02-08T04:06:55Z")
Did you hear about the sad major league baseball player? He was a blue Jay. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2371 "2019-02-08T13:45:59Z")
I know a joke about a baseball that will leave you in stitches. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2372 "2019-02-08T14:31:50Z")
Darn it. I always say that when I’m on a tear. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2373 "2019-02-08T16:29:43Z")
That joke was way out in left field. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2019, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2374 "2019-02-08T20:05:03Z")
Baseball’s Willie Mays Was outstanding in the field With his golden glove. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2019, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2375 "2019-02-08T20:25:21Z")
Haiku’d you do that ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2019, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2376 "2019-02-08T20:34:14Z")
I could’ve done verse. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2019, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2377 "2019-02-09T02:46:01Z")
I can’t stanza poetry puns. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2019, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2378 "2019-02-09T03:11:41Z")
Yes. I agree, there’s no rhyme or reason. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2019, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2379 "2019-02-09T04:16:11Z")
I’d post some of my poetry, but I’m afraid to go out on a limb, Rick. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2380 "2019-02-09T05:15:18Z")
Not that same ode joke, please. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=118) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=120)