# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2481 "2019-03-02T16:22:26Z")

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One day comes right before Tuesday.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2482 "2019-03-02T16:35:10Z")

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Three to get ready.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2483 "2019-03-03T00:00:33Z")

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Ready four what?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2484 "2019-03-03T00:23:47Z")

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Four in hand necktie tying tutorial.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2485 "2019-03-03T04:21:54Z")

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Never tried tying my tie in Windsor rains. Got a tutorial for that?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2486 "2019-03-03T05:31:59Z")

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Too royal for me.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2487 "2019-03-03T06:24:58Z")

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But I know that you like the music of Queen.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2488 "2019-03-03T06:38:03Z")

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‘Don’t Stop Me Now’

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2489 "2019-03-03T07:04:06Z")

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Well if I had money,  
Tell you what I’d do–  
I’d go downtown and buy a Mercury or two.  
Crazy 'bout a Mercury,  
Lord I’m crazy bout a Mercury.  
I’m gonna buy me a Mercury,  
And cruise it up and down the road.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2490 "2019-03-03T20:50:08Z")

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The difference between BMWs and Porcupines is the latter carries its pricks on the outside.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2491 "2019-03-03T21:01:01Z")

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F-ound  
O-n  
R-oad  
D-ead

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2492 "2019-03-03T21:03:17Z")

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My cousin, she said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2493 "2019-03-03T23:32:56Z")

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You saucy devil, you!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2494 "2019-03-04T01:11:13Z")

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Momma-mia, such a spicy meatball…

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**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2495 "2019-03-04T02:54:47Z")

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Your mama is so fat that when she moons someone the tides shift.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2496 "2019-03-04T05:20:29Z")

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I sea.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2497 "2019-03-04T05:49:29Z")

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I’ll wave as you go by.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2498 "2019-03-04T07:40:00Z")

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Excuse me for a moment. I’ve got to make a foam call.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2499 "2019-03-04T08:42:14Z")

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I tried to answer your call, but it sounds like you’re underwater.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2500 "2019-03-04T09:23:53Z")

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No problem, **Beck.** Let’s call it a wash.

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