# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2019, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2581 "2019-03-24T02:33:00Z")

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Oliver Twists

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2019, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2582 "2019-03-24T03:55:31Z")

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Chuck’s buried.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2019, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2583 "2019-03-24T04:08:42Z")

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Kid Rocks

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2019, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2584 "2019-03-24T04:13:54Z")

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Pop rocks.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2019, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2585 "2019-03-24T05:11:58Z")

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Pop rocks, but Ma wished he’d play classical.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2019, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2586 "2019-03-24T05:35:35Z")

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They could meet in the middle over ‘Big Band’ music.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2019, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2587 "2019-03-24T05:55:26Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Pop rocks, but Ma wished he’d play classical.

Pop tried to meld classical and rock, but soon knew he had to get Bach to where he once belonged.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2019, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2588 "2019-03-24T06:19:36Z")

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But he knew it couldn’t last.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2019, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2589 "2019-03-24T08:35:46Z")

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He couldn’t get a Handel on it?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2590 "2019-03-25T04:42:41Z")

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You can’t Handel the flute!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2591 "2019-03-25T08:00:20Z")

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Don’t toot your own horn.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2592 "2019-03-25T08:41:50Z")

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I can Handel a flute just fine. (Classically-trained flautist here.) But let’s get Bach to basics.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2593 "2019-03-25T09:04:11Z")

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I Ravel in that knowledge.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2594 "2019-03-25T12:35:11Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> I can Handel a flute just fine. (Classically-trained flautist here.) But let’s get Bach to basics.

Oh sure, flaunt that you’re a flautist! Well, Imma boast I’m a bloater!

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2595 "2019-03-25T13:25:41Z")

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Didja hear about that lawsuit over the flute? Everyone was relieved when the case was closed.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2596 "2019-03-25T22:29:11Z")

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I guess subsequent events couldn’t play out.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2597 "2019-03-25T23:10:55Z")

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That puts me on a fugue.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2598 "2019-03-26T00:31:08Z")

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Flute players blow!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2599 "2019-03-26T04:21:54Z")

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Banjo players are so picky!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2600 "2019-03-26T04:25:06Z")

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Spoon players do it on their thighs.

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