# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 132
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2621 "2019-03-28T23:44:19Z")
Serfing is a feudal activity. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2622 "2019-03-29T02:26:15Z")
I’m paddling furiously to keep up, here. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2623 "2019-03-29T03:42:38Z")
**Beck** , you’ve had a raft of difficulties lately. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2624 "2019-03-29T04:43:15Z")
Yeah, I’m drowning in despair.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2625 "2019-03-29T06:14:21Z")
Let’s call it a wash, shall we? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2626 "2019-03-29T12:21:57Z")
Water you gonna do? ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2627 "2019-03-29T13:33:07Z")
I’m not ready to move on cuz water floats my boat. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2628 "2019-03-29T14:24:19Z")
I totally ship you two together. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2629 "2019-03-29T21:53:21Z")
> [@Darkon](#): > > I’m not ready to move on cuz water floats my boat. Just going with the flow, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2630 "2019-03-29T22:26:42Z")
Why is the hairdressers hand always in the air? She has a permanent wave! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2631 "2019-03-30T01:46:34Z")
Hair today, tomorrow wig-go toupee shopping. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2632 "2019-03-30T09:45:04Z")
If you wear a wig, do you get fakes of dandruff? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2633 "2019-03-30T23:47:21Z")
If you find yourself worrying about dandruff, take the weight off your shoulders by switching to specially-formulated anti-dandruff shampoo. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2634 "2019-03-31T02:19:24Z")
You know why ‘Dander’ didn’t make the cut to pull the sleigh for Santa on that stormy Christmas eve? There were enough flakes flying already. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2635 "2019-03-31T07:49:11Z")
Aw, c’mon **Beck**. I’m sure that you’re snowing me with that story. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2636 "2019-03-31T19:57:05Z")
“When it snows in your nose, you catch cold in your brain.” – Allen Ginsberg ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2637 "2019-03-31T19:59:00Z")
The nose knows when it snows. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2638 "2019-03-31T20:25:07Z")
Noses are trouble makers, regular nares do well. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2639 "2019-03-31T23:03:16Z")
Definitely trouble makers. In fact, I smell a rat. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2640 "2019-04-01T12:38:43Z")
Smell a rat? Gnaw! That’s fragrant rationalization! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=131) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=133)