# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 133
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2641 "2019-04-01T14:41:32Z")
If a fortification is a large fort then is a ratification a large rat? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2642 "2019-04-01T23:13:19Z")
I was trying to make a play on “nullification,” but I got nuthin’. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2643 "2019-04-01T23:30:23Z")
Are you pranking me. An April fool’s joke it just not necessary. Nope. Not gonna have it.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2644 "2019-04-02T01:06:45Z")
Not gonna have it? Why, is there a whole in it? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2645 "2019-04-02T01:57:54Z")
Good question. Do you eat the whole donut, or the donut whole? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2646 "2019-04-02T02:03:48Z")
What? I glazed over for a minute. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2647 "2019-04-02T02:44:46Z")
I’m old fashioned and fritter around the jimmies. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2648 "2019-04-02T05:53:00Z")
Denying anyone a donut is cruller than you can imagine. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2649 "2019-04-02T05:58:16Z")
E’clair? I couldn’t hear you girl. Speak up. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2650 "2019-04-02T08:13:11Z")
Sorry **Beck**. I’ll try to do better than I did on the pas trys. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2651 "2019-04-02T12:33:08Z")
If at first you don’t sesame seed, try try a plain… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2652 "2019-04-02T14:15:00Z")
I know you’re worried that you won’t be able to eat edamame but I am very confident that you will suck seed. ---
**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2653 "2019-04-03T00:44:15Z")
Poppy seed, Poppy dude. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2654 "2019-04-03T01:24:48Z")
Hazel’s nut normal! Cashew see that? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2655 "2019-04-03T06:45:03Z")
You’re nuts. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta pea, nut. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2656 "2019-04-03T07:38:54Z")
Pe-can? You can. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2657 "2019-04-03T12:37:17Z")
That professor may seem nutty, but he’s highly regarded in macadamia. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2658 "2019-04-03T13:16:35Z")
One guy tried to sell me a jar of macadamia nuts off the street, turns out it was just a shell game. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2659 "2019-04-04T04:57:58Z")
Conch me if you can! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2660 "2019-04-04T12:25:16Z")
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