# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 136
**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2701 "2019-04-08T14:24:13Z")
I’d rather play poker than watch a sitcom. Last game I was delta strait flush. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2702 "2019-04-09T04:28:50Z")
I can’t keep it confidential: Leeks are basically giant green onions. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2703 "2019-04-09T04:34:29Z")
I saw a shoplifter take a leek in a vegetable market. The situation got, shall we say, messy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2704 "2019-04-09T04:55:13Z")
That throws a damper on shopping for water cress. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2705 "2019-04-09T05:43:40Z")
Also watermelon. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2706 "2019-04-09T05:49:07Z")
Or Honey-dew melon. ---
**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2707 "2019-04-09T05:53:47Z")
Ah, but the melony lingers on. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2708 "2019-04-09T06:01:22Z")
I had a purebred dog named Baby who liked cantaloupe. She was my Melon-Collie Baby. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2709 "2019-04-09T12:21:34Z")
Melon\* Alice\* was a funny guy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2019, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2710 "2019-04-10T01:23:03Z")
Sorry, Alice doesn’t live here anymore! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2019, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2711 "2019-04-10T05:21:28Z")
She’s working at a diner, just going with the Flo? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2019, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2712 "2019-04-10T06:06:04Z")
You can still get anything you want. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2019, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2713 "2019-04-10T06:26:59Z")
_ **Bobby:** Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce and a cup of coffee. **Waitress:** A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else? **Bobby:** Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules. **Waitress:** You want me to hold the chicken, huh? Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees._ Maybe you can’t get anything you want. Perhaps lunch should come in five easy pieces. ---
**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2019, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2714 "2019-04-10T11:51:59Z")
I’ll bet we’ve all spent quite a few Nicholson lunches in our day! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2715 "2019-04-10T15:06:32Z")
If anyone disagrees with that they’re either a Joker or they’re full of Schmidt. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2716 "2019-04-11T05:13:21Z")
He’s done more than just those though. I have a feeling he’s played a few good men. ---
**Author:** ![LennieB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@LennieB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LennieB)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2717 "2019-04-11T05:28:21Z")
Though I once thought “A Few Good Men” was a tune by Handel, the truth is much weirder. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2718 "2019-04-11T05:31:01Z")
Here’s Johnny! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2719 "2019-04-11T05:46:35Z")
**Beck** , have you been downloading Torrance again? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2720 "2019-04-14T14:45:31Z")
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