# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/261 "2018-01-27T07:10:34Z")
You shoulda got millets of dollars. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/262 "2018-01-27T07:44:11Z")
Yeah, just my teff luck. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/263 "2018-01-27T11:13:51Z")
So we’re back to the slippery slope? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/264 "2018-01-27T14:19:21Z")
Aw, I was hopin’ for a bran new subject. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/265 "2018-01-27T15:12:13Z")
Just mill around until a new one crops up. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/266 "2018-01-27T17:22:37Z")
Oat K, but this cereal punning seems to be ingrained. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/267 "2018-01-27T17:27:34Z")
I ordered some cereal on line, but it has not arrived. I called the company. They said Chex in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/268 "2018-01-27T17:28:42Z")
You shredded that one. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/269 "2018-01-27T17:30:17Z")
Like, Oh My God, that was bitchin’, like Total-ly! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/270 "2018-01-27T17:32:00Z")
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/271 "2018-01-27T17:47:45Z")
Well that’s. . .of some interest. I can see why you were cashiered. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/272 "2018-01-27T17:51:49Z")
You pushed her? Oy, gevalt! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/273 "2018-01-27T18:48:32Z")
Speaking of bananas, I just read humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/274 "2018-01-27T19:06:57Z")
Old doll parts can be worth money, especially the ears. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/275 "2018-01-27T19:12:11Z")
One of the Three Stooges was a big fan of Australian fashion dolls. It took nothing to throw Shemp on another Barbie. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/276 "2018-01-27T21:15:13Z")
Moe is me! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/277 "2018-01-27T23:35:16Z")
You’ve got us by the short and Curlies here. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/278 "2018-01-28T02:07:13Z")
Lemme see if I understand genetic chromosomes: X’s a girl, and, oh, a Y’s guy, eh? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/279 "2018-01-28T02:34:13Z")
You’re telling me one of the Stooges is really named Larry? _Fine!_ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/280 "2018-01-28T03:46:10Z")
Stooges? We ain’t got no Stooges. We don’t need no stinking Stooges! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=15)