# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 144
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2861 "2019-05-09T13:55:39Z")
It’s Hela crazy, right? ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2862 "2019-05-09T16:56:27Z")
I’ve found living Veles the best revenge. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2863 "2019-05-10T01:36:40Z")
I like Jesus, but Jesus loves me, so it’s awkward. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2864 "2019-05-10T05:54:19Z")
Rather thorny, I would think. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2865 "2019-05-10T07:14:39Z")
It’s a cross to bear. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2866 "2019-05-10T12:52:15Z")
Church mice really love cheeses. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2867 "2019-05-10T16:17:19Z")
Church photographers must feel trapped. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2868 "2019-05-10T18:34:24Z")
I read that and I thought “pew.” ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2869 "2019-05-10T20:53:30Z")
My thought was, “Nothing could be more terrifying than public squeaking.” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2870 "2019-05-10T23:32:31Z")
Don’t fear - you’re a monk’s friends. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2871 "2019-05-11T06:51:30Z")
If a monk prepares a chicken dinner for the brothers in the monastery, is he preparing friared chicken? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2872 "2019-05-11T07:04:06Z")
I don’t know, but I’ll ‘tuck’ in my napkin and eat. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2873 "2019-05-11T07:35:14Z")
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike, until I realized the Lord doesn’t work that way. So I stole one and asked Him to forgive me instead. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2874 "2019-05-11T09:31:31Z")
So you think that the Lord wheelded some influence? ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2875 "2019-05-11T09:47:48Z")
I would consider that an unforgivable Schwinn. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2876 "2019-05-11T17:26:21Z")
Don’t peddle your juginess around here! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2877 "2019-05-11T20:08:55Z")
My beliefs are spoken for. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2878 "2019-05-11T20:13:55Z")
I really thought you’d all be in tandem with me on this. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2879 "2019-05-12T00:42:49Z")
I try not to ride with crazy cycle paths. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2019, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2880 "2019-05-12T01:04:36Z")
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