# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 146
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2901 "2019-05-15T00:03:20Z")
My toes got amputated. I can’t stand it! I’m totally lack toes intolerant! ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2902 "2019-05-15T02:29:35Z")
I wonder how much less I would whey without toes. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2903 "2019-05-15T02:41:16Z")
Be sure to use safe handling procedures. I don’t want you to get ptomaine poisioning. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2904 "2019-05-15T12:50:10Z")
Are cynics poisonous? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2905 "2019-05-15T13:43:29Z")
No but they’re a pain in the arsenic. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2906 "2019-05-16T06:54:18Z")
My high school chemistry teacher asked me to name an inert gas. Sadly, I’d just suffered a small injury in the lab. So I replied, “Sorry, I just bumped my neon the desk.” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2907 "2019-05-16T12:48:11Z")
Jokes about noble gasses never get a reaction. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2908 "2019-05-16T12:57:31Z")
They bomb every time, atom style. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2909 "2019-05-16T13:39:38Z")
I would talk about uranium, but I am clearly out of my element here. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2910 "2019-05-16T17:34:22Z")
Uranium?!? What about _my_ anium?! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2911 "2019-05-17T03:48:30Z")
It’s eating pasta. It wants to carb-on, to prepare for a marathon. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2912 "2019-05-17T04:33:25Z")
Would that pasta be Spaghetti Carbonara? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2913 "2019-05-17T05:57:09Z")
Only if cooked by Penne, from _The Big Bang Theory_. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2914 "2019-05-17T07:15:59Z")
Oops, wrong thread. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2915 "2019-05-17T07:29:27Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Only if cooked by Penne, from _The Big Bang Theory_. Sheldon would say “That’s real Eye-talian!” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2916 "2019-05-17T12:46:30Z")
Genoa good Italian restaurant around here? ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2917 "2019-05-17T13:02:26Z")
Pizza heck out of me. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2918 "2019-05-17T13:22:50Z")
I know of a topless Italian restaurant but it’s a little too saucy for me. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2919 "2019-05-17T16:16:40Z")
A clear view of Naples is not for everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/2920 "2019-05-17T18:02:10Z")
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