# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/281 "2018-01-28T04:36:24Z")

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Wasn’t there an Ebenezer Stooge?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/282 "2018-01-28T04:45:01Z")

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If there was, would he have been in that Bill Murray movie, _Stooged_?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/283 "2018-01-28T04:45:11Z")

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No, you’re thinking of that snake, David Copperhead.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/284 "2018-01-28T04:46:36Z")

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You’ve had that one rattling around your head for a while, haven’t you?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/285 "2018-01-28T05:03:31Z")

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That’s strike 1

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/286 "2018-01-28T07:12:06Z")

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You anaconda better than that.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/287 "2018-01-28T07:15:46Z")

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Strike 2

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**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/288 "2018-01-28T08:59:48Z")

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How many strikes before these snakes are called perfect game?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/289 "2018-01-28T14:25:53Z")

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Why, do you need an adder to keep count?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/290 "2018-01-28T15:22:20Z")

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Why do I suddenly feel like dancing the mamba?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/291 "2018-01-28T15:27:20Z")

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Why asp me?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/292 "2018-01-28T16:21:11Z")

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Be sure to dance with your boa.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/293 "2018-01-28T16:46:17Z")

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I can’t dance with my boa, it’s still under constriction.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/294 "2018-01-28T17:05:23Z")

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Well, if you do dance, don’t forget to wear your garters. It’ll krait a sensation.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/295 "2018-01-28T17:06:47Z")

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Vith da boa vipered asp-holies vill trow pythons your face. Den da gartners vill smack dar copperheads mit iron cobras.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/296 "2018-01-28T17:22:58Z")

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You boa me!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/297 "2018-01-28T20:20:28Z")

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Fang kyu.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2018, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/298 "2018-01-28T23:25:05Z")

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You can always count on Dracula.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/299 "2018-01-29T00:00:55Z")

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But Frankenstein bolts at the first sign of trouble.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/300 "2018-01-29T00:14:52Z")

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While the Mummy’s always getting wrapped up in other people’s business.

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