# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 153
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3042 "2019-06-14T00:02:48Z")
About as funny as colon jokes;;;;;; ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3043 "2019-06-14T12:30:04Z")
Jokes about colons are usually crappy. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3044 "2019-06-17T18:14:46Z")
I understand that newly graduated proctologists have to work their way up from the bottom. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3045 "2019-06-17T19:21:00Z")
They’re usually anal-retentive, too. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3046 "2019-06-18T06:07:41Z")
Ask them about their day. They’ll invariably tell you that they had a hard day at the orifice. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3047 "2019-06-18T07:09:20Z")
It’s a dirty job, But somebody has got to do it! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3048 "2019-06-18T08:11:31Z")
I asked a proctologist why he retired. He said the job rectum. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3049 "2019-06-18T12:46:18Z")
Surgeons tend to write succinct patient notes, but proctologist’s notes are even susphincter. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3050 "2019-06-18T13:31:36Z")
That’s something I can get behind. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3051 "2019-06-19T00:51:42Z")
My beloved imaginary Irish granddad used to swear playing the fiddle made his cow’s give sweeter milk. So he always made sure there was plenty of music in his dairy air. _With apologies to Phil Coulter, see [2:27](https://youtu.be/GH8fuEcNubs)_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3052 "2019-06-19T10:46:06Z")
He played the fiddle, and he told you that story? He was just stringing you along. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3053 "2019-06-22T01:56:42Z")
Did you hear one of Adele’s session orchestralists died? He now plays cello from the other side. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2019, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3054 "2019-06-22T02:01:51Z")
Since I’m a southern gal I certainly know HOW to catfish, but what a pain in the bass!😉 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3055 "2019-06-22T18:36:30Z")
And then there’s the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner. Which is you have to plug one of them in before it sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3056 "2019-06-23T12:41:10Z")
A post involving a drum. How do you beat that? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3057 "2019-06-23T17:06:12Z")
Plays well in the sticks. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3058 "2019-06-23T19:28:46Z")
A drummer was lurking outside my door the other day. But I got rid of him by him for the pizza he was delivering. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3059 "2019-06-24T08:22:32Z")
They don’t get much cheesier than that one. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3060 "2019-06-24T12:21:22Z")
Or crustier. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3061 "2019-06-24T14:51:32Z")
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