# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3062 "2019-06-24T18:42:48Z")

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Cheesus crust, don’t be such a weirdough!

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3063 "2019-06-24T20:33:44Z")

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Dough balls might act all aloaf, but they’d really rather be a round pizza.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3064 "2019-06-24T20:38:42Z")

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So they’ve got pie-in-the-sky ideas?

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3065 "2019-06-24T20:52:10Z")

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I rarely find myself more at piece until I have a slice of pie.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3066 "2019-06-25T00:45:52Z")

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Oh, you wanna pizza me?!? Let’s rumble!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3067 "2019-06-25T01:21:36Z")

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You can cut that out, right now!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3068 "2019-06-25T04:16:04Z")

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Don’tcha just like these slice-of-life stories?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3069 "2019-06-25T04:41:04Z")

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The best ones are from Cleveland.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3070 "2019-06-25T14:31:43Z")

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I’m working on a joke about the endless road construction in Cleveland but it’s not finished yet.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3071 "2019-06-26T04:32:18Z")

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“Endless road construction in Cleveland”? Sound like there might be some corruption happening. Maybe an investigative journalist can route out the problem.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3072 "2019-06-26T14:13:48Z")

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Maybe they can find who’s the ass at fault.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3073 "2019-06-26T14:30:04Z")

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And hopefully that journalist paves the way towards clearing out that corruption.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3074 "2019-06-26T21:35:58Z")

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Crooked road improvement is a knotty problem.

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> [@Oly](#):
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> Maybe they can find who’s the ass at fault.

Standing ovation. 😃

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3075 "2019-06-26T22:11:59Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> Standing ovation. 😃

I’m geared to satisfy the median doper. 😉

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3076 "2019-06-27T02:32:32Z")

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You obviously can shoulder the burden.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3077 "2019-06-27T02:38:07Z")

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Don’t curb your enthusiasm.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3078 "2019-06-28T04:02:32Z")

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But at the same time, it may be best to just merge with the flow.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3079 "2019-06-29T04:58:16Z")

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I had a phobia of speed bumps but am slowly getting over it.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3080 "2019-06-29T06:37:58Z")

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You might want to avoid the “Don’t Bump This Thread” thread then. The bumps can come quite speedily there.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3081 "2019-06-30T05:59:12Z")

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What I hate is when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there are no speed bumps there.

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