# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3142 "2019-07-24T13:06:26Z")

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It’s great to have elephants at your circus because they work for peanuts.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3143 "2019-07-25T03:02:58Z")

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Quit clowning around!

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3144 "2019-07-27T16:56:30Z")

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My uncle was a famous clown. When he finally retired he left some big shoes to fill.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3145 "2019-07-27T22:06:14Z")

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A ship carrying a load of shoes sank. Over ten thousand soles went to the bottom of the sea.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3146 "2019-07-28T00:32:22Z")

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There was another ship carrying a load of blue paint as cargo that crashed into another ship carrying red paint. All of the crew members were marooned.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3147 "2019-07-28T11:13:24Z")

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Was the crew feeling blue about their predicament?

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3148 "2019-07-28T20:01:12Z")

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Everyone except the captain, who was red in the face.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3149 "2019-07-28T20:42:56Z")

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That cruise has lost it’s new blush.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3150 "2019-07-28T21:43:41Z")

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How many of the crew dyed?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3151 "2019-07-29T04:35:32Z")

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Financially, I suppose the owners of the cargo would not end the fiscal year in the black.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3152 "2019-07-29T07:23:48Z")

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They found themselves plum out of work.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3153 "2019-07-29T08:36:46Z")

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After the insurance settlement, would they just mauve along?

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3154 "2019-07-29T14:42:05Z")

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Not if they were feeling burnt.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3155 "2019-07-29T14:56:01Z")

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If they were blamed, they’d just lilac a rug.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3156 "2019-07-29T15:27:22Z")

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Orange you glad I didn’t say anything?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3157 "2019-07-29T18:34:45Z")

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Yea, we’re all a’green with you on that!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3158 "2019-07-29T23:47:44Z")

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Right, hue rule!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3159 "2019-07-30T05:01:01Z")

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Nice to see that **Beck** ’s relaxed, and not tintsed-up.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3160 "2019-07-30T05:41:03Z")

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Yellow! Everyone:)

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3161 "2019-07-30T07:01:39Z")

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_All the world over, so easy to see  
Purple everywhere just wanna be free._

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