# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3162 "2019-07-30T10:38:53Z")

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For that, you get a purple nurple.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3163 "2019-07-30T13:13:42Z")

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My least favorite color is purple. I hate it more than red and blue combined.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3164 "2019-07-30T13:52:29Z")

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That may be a pigment of your imagination.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3165 "2019-07-30T16:59:11Z")

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I guess squeal be moving on to pig puns now.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3166 "2019-07-30T19:43:56Z")

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How porculiar of you!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3167 "2019-07-30T19:53:05Z")

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Don’t hog the thread.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3168 "2019-07-30T20:17:55Z")

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Are you accusing me of being a ham?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2019, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3169 "2019-07-30T22:01:47Z")

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Ah, these are the days of swine and roses.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3170 "2019-07-31T01:56:38Z")

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When it comes to pig puns, we’re not just cookin’ them up, we’re bacon them!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3171 "2019-07-31T02:58:30Z")

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Yum! Bacon! We’re livin’ high on the hog now!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3172 "2019-07-31T05:09:43Z")

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You’re just bacon me to make some for you.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3173 "2019-07-31T06:50:19Z")

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Q: If Barbie married Suzy Q, what would Suzy have for supper every night? A: Barbecue.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3174 "2019-07-31T10:04:54Z")

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That’s a rib-tickler’!

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3175 "2019-07-31T13:07:52Z")

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I like pig butts and I cannot lie.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3176 "2019-07-31T13:42:00Z")

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You made me squeal with laughter.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3177 "2019-08-01T05:37:59Z")

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Wish I could see the joke. I’ve got a sty in my eye.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3178 "2019-08-01T06:04:12Z")

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You’re a ham. Let’s make red-eye gravy.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3179 "2019-08-01T10:19:21Z")

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That was printed in black oink.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3180 "2019-08-01T13:29:14Z")

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That joke left me a bit disgruntled.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3181 "2019-08-01T15:34:19Z")

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So that joke’snort to your liking?

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