# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/301 "2018-01-29T00:48:56Z")
And the Wolfman is a real jack off. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/302 "2018-01-29T02:13:05Z")
Cat people are pussies. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/303 "2018-01-29T02:58:02Z")
Dr. Jeckyl is in hiding. I never could see the Invisible Man. And Vampirella just plain sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/304 "2018-01-29T03:30:50Z")
Dog people are barking up the wrong tree. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/305 "2018-01-29T03:41:01Z")
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/306 "2018-01-29T04:07:13Z")
Okay, that’s strike 3! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/307 "2018-01-29T04:35:32Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Okay, that’s strike 3! That’s a ballsy thing to say. Why don’t you take a walk? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/308 "2018-01-29T04:50:12Z")
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/309 "2018-01-29T04:55:02Z")
Aw-righty, I am running Home! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/310 "2018-01-29T05:03:08Z")
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/311 "2018-01-29T05:07:52Z")
Batman was a swinger. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/312 "2018-01-29T06:12:04Z")
But ask him enough questions, and he’d cave. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/313 "2018-01-29T14:25:29Z")
Why did the Joker throw Robin to the sharks? Because he was Batman’s “old chum”. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/314 "2018-01-29T14:51:08Z")
I’m sure he really wasn’t going to do it until Robin egged him on. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/315 "2018-01-29T16:09:24Z")
So you have dove into making bird puns now? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/316 "2018-01-29T16:24:48Z")
Originally I wasn’t going to but then I figured that I’d just wing it from here. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/317 "2018-01-29T18:19:19Z")
I swan to come up with a good bird pun. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/318 "2018-01-29T19:21:44Z")
The cardinal rule is: No grousing. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/319 "2018-01-29T19:25:54Z")
Owl will be revealed, both to king and pheasant alike. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/320 "2018-01-29T19:53:15Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > The cardinal rule is: No grousing. I just think bird puns should be of high quaility. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=17)