# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/321 "2018-01-29T19:56:14Z")
Hawking bird puns is just wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/322 "2018-01-29T20:13:22Z")
Yeah, everyone’s doing it for a lark but these puns are more than I can swallow right now. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/323 "2018-01-29T20:18:07Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Yeah, everyone’s doing it for a lark but these puns are more than I can swallow right now. Don’t exaggerate. Bird puns may be irksome, but to say they are more than you can swallow is quite ostrich. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/324 "2018-01-29T20:52:39Z")
I heard about an ostrich that had an odd-looking chick. They couldn’t figure out what had happened until someone discovered that the mother had been emulated. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/325 "2018-01-29T23:09:52Z")
I thought this type of humor had run its course. But with birds, bad puns may be experiencing a wrenaissance. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/326 "2018-01-30T00:09:05Z")
If you wince at a bad pun, then you get two for finching. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/327 "2018-01-30T00:13:20Z")
My grandmother once had a load of laundry ruined when she got a tit caught in her wringer. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/328 "2018-01-30T00:15:13Z")
When sad things happen to me I sit down with a glass of milk and a big pile of Orioles. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/329 "2018-01-30T01:02:29Z")
If you know anybody who likes bad puns, point them to this thread. They won’t be able to stop raven about it. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/330 "2018-01-30T01:15:17Z")
Before her untimely passing, NPR’s Ifill and Ms. Stifani stated hawking a line of Autumn gardening accoutrements. Especially popular was the watering vessel known as the Pair of Gewns’ Fall Can ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/331 "2018-01-30T01:18:54Z")
Here in the PNW we have a lot of heron addicts. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/332 "2018-01-30T01:34:57Z")
Around here we get as mad as wet hens over cockaine addiction. Hoopoe you don’t mind. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/333 "2018-01-30T02:06:07Z")
Nah, no egrets here. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/334 "2018-01-30T02:08:12Z")
That one was a turkey! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/335 "2018-01-30T02:21:59Z")
I’ll do better from heron out. But hey, Biotop likes my puns; we’re a peregrining fools. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/336 "2018-01-30T02:33:56Z")
Beak careful, everybody. These puns are taking flight. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/337 "2018-01-30T03:54:43Z")
Come on everyone join in! This thread is eagletarian. You toucan make bad bird puns. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/338 "2018-01-30T04:00:40Z")
Just don’t parrot each other. That would be a cheep shot. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/339 "2018-01-30T13:53:45Z")
Ospreying this will end soon. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/340 "2018-01-30T14:09:05Z")
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