# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3422 "2019-09-02T22:57:13Z")
If you have a nice brunch, you should quiche the cook. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3423 "2019-09-02T23:11:00Z")
Why did you throw eggs and milk at my new wife? I just wanted to quiche the bride. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3424 "2019-09-02T23:45:14Z")
Everyone cried at my sister’s wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3425 "2019-09-03T00:25:51Z")
Oh, sure, just layer on the bad puns. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3426 "2019-09-03T00:49:13Z")
I like big bundts, and I cannot lie. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3427 "2019-09-03T07:26:15Z")
Icing another tuneful pun. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3428 "2019-09-03T07:42:10Z")
Sprinkled with rain… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3429 "2019-09-03T10:14:05Z")
A slice of life. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3430 "2019-09-03T12:11:10Z")
And a small _in size_ slice to boot. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3431 "2019-09-03T13:30:52Z")
Served on a pied tablecloth. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3432 "2019-09-03T14:05:29Z")
I thought puns about tablecloths were already covered here. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3433 "2019-09-03T21:29:33Z")
Ok, so let’s table that. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3434 "2019-09-04T00:43:28Z")
If you’re looking for someone to have lunch with at that table in the park, pick Nick. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3435 "2019-09-04T01:08:09Z")
My post #3441 made absolutely no sense. Til now. Carry an umbrella when you go to the park. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3436 "2019-09-04T04:05:10Z")
I got fed up with people getting my floor wet with their drippy umbrellas. I had to make a stand. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3437 "2019-09-04T04:55:56Z")
I asked my iPhone, “Surely I don’t need an umbrella today”?" Siri replied, “Yes, and don’t call me Shirley.” Turns out I had left the Airplane mode on. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3438 "2019-09-04T16:22:01Z")
I worked a shift once at the umbrella factory, yes I was just covering for someone. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3439 "2019-09-04T19:56:39Z")
Some very dry puns now. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3440 "2019-09-04T20:32:49Z")
You guys are all wet. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3441 "2019-09-04T21:44:41Z")
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