# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 174
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3462 "2019-09-07T17:45:29Z")
Oh, peas, let’s not start on the food puns. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3463 "2019-09-07T18:35:15Z")
Hunger is at the root of all these puns. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3464 "2019-09-07T20:05:20Z")
These puns have me beet. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3465 "2019-09-08T06:58:01Z")
How about a garden party? Lettuce turnip the beet. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3466 "2019-09-08T07:00:36Z")
That’s corn-y! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3469 "2019-09-08T20:49:49Z")
Ear, ear! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3470 "2019-09-08T23:36:52Z")
I had ear surgery the other week and have not heard from my doctor since. Not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3471 "2019-09-09T01:22:23Z")
I called the orthopedic surgery unit the other day but no one answered. I guess they were all on a break. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3472 "2019-09-09T05:28:32Z")
I have a joke about pediatricians, but it’s kinda childish. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3473 "2019-09-09T05:29:42Z")
My proctologist is an ass. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3474 "2019-09-09T08:16:08Z")
I went to visit my podiatrist, but I couldn’t get a foot in the door. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3475 "2019-09-09T12:32:30Z")
One day in Paris, all the psychiatrists jumped in the river. Yes, they went temporarily in Seine. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3476 "2019-09-09T16:11:33Z")
Sometimes French people give me the crepes. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3477 "2019-09-09T17:15:28Z")
That was a bad pun, not gonna waffle about it. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3478 "2019-09-09T19:59:55Z")
Eiffel pretty good about the French. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3479 "2019-09-10T01:50:20Z")
Personally, I Louvre the French. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3480 "2019-09-10T02:30:54Z")
Never ask for sex in Germany, you’ll just get a half dozen of everything. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3481 "2019-09-10T03:20:23Z")
That’s not as bad as asking where the _ausfahrt_ is. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3482 "2019-09-10T05:25:04Z")
Did you hear about the European bacteria researchers who formed a reggae band? Yeah, they be germin’. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3483 "2019-09-10T11:13:41Z")
I Swiss I were there now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=173) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=175)