# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3504 "2019-09-11T23:44:16Z")

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I must look like a sucker. The bank teller gave me a lolly-pop.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3505 "2019-09-12T00:02:57Z")

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Bank tellers are such gossips.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3506 "2019-09-12T06:12:13Z")

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They should put their gossip in check.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3507 "2019-09-12T07:17:40Z")

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I washed my jeans today and inadvertently laundered some cash. Shhh! don’t tell the Feds!

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3508 "2019-09-12T12:37:47Z")

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My parents hand me down their clothes when they don’t want them anymore. For example, half of my jeans came from my mom and half from my dad.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3509 "2019-09-12T21:23:51Z")

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I always got my older brother’s hand-me-downs, but his jeans always smelled like farts. I called them “Inherit the Wind.”

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3510 "2019-09-12T22:31:29Z")

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You should listen to stories about old jeans. They’re riveting.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3511 "2019-09-13T00:00:16Z")

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When I was a kid my mom would buy cheepo jeans that would leach out their color. People were always saying bad jeans run in our family.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3512 "2019-09-13T00:05:26Z")

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My sister Jean called, she’s blue.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3513 "2019-09-13T04:07:25Z")

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I know. I red that somewhere recently.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3514 "2019-09-13T04:35:08Z")

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My least favorite color is purple. I hate it more than red and blue combined.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3515 "2019-09-13T06:24:31Z")

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Once I mediated a argument between yellow and green but eventually got them to call a chartreuse.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3516 "2019-09-13T06:29:08Z")

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I imagine their positions colored their respective arguments.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3517 "2019-09-13T08:42:03Z")

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I once asked my brother what color is a combination of yellow and red. He said, “I dunno. Orange you gonna tell me?”

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3518 "2019-09-13T10:24:46Z")

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“Hello, I am Indigo Montoya, you bleached my favorite pair of jeans, prepare to dye.”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3519 "2019-09-13T12:21:24Z")

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Don’t expect him.any time soon. He’s tye-ed one on.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3520 "2019-09-13T13:28:32Z")

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The store ran out of my favorite laundry detergent so I had to roll with the Tide.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3521 "2019-09-13T22:47:53Z")

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If it works well, you can climb on your soapbox and tell the world.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3522 "2019-09-14T04:04:23Z")

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Just make sure to keep it clean, Mister!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3523 "2019-09-14T04:07:35Z")

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Don’t press me.

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