# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3524 "2019-09-14T05:26:16Z")

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You’ll get steamed?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3525 "2019-09-14T05:39:52Z")

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Nah. I’ll fold.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3526 "2019-09-14T05:54:27Z")

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I was offered a job in a monastery laundry. But I decided not to go through with it, as I didn’t want to pick up any dirty habits.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3527 "2019-09-14T06:35:37Z")

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I’m sure that you picked up nun.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3528 "2019-09-14T07:40:04Z")

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Nun’s the worse for wear.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3529 "2019-09-14T08:45:22Z")

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The convent’s sandwich maker is an alcoholic. She’s the wurst, bar nun.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3530 "2019-09-14T14:56:17Z")

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My dad was janitor at a friary and he kept a big ring of extra keys in our kitchen drawer. So you might say I was raised by monk keys.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3531 "2019-09-15T05:03:52Z")

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My local priest thinks he’s ugly, so ugly in fact he’s decided to wear a mask when he offers holy communion. Certainly is a blessing in disguise.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3532 "2019-09-15T05:12:59Z")

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I hope he doesn’t cowl to fashion.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3533 "2019-09-15T05:52:54Z")

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He had a little too much communion wine, and found “It was fashionatin’, I know”…

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3534 "2019-09-17T12:28:45Z")

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And in the morning he delivered quite a bleching.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3535 "2019-09-17T15:47:17Z")

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Are you talking about the famous cowboy Wyatt Burp?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3536 "2019-09-17T18:02:29Z")

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OK!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2019, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3537 "2019-09-17T20:37:06Z")

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He would have got out of Dodge, if he drove one. As it was, he got out of Chevy.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3538 "2019-09-18T16:07:25Z")

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The sheriff wanted him out of town and couldn’t car less if it was in a Dodge or a Chevy.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3539 "2019-09-19T06:52:54Z")

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Either way, he had to Ford the creek.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3540 "2019-09-19T12:30:34Z")

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Some cars are so small you bump your Nissan the steering wheel.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3541 "2019-09-19T13:39:25Z")

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At least that sounds easier than trying to ride a wild Mustang.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3542 "2019-09-20T04:33:30Z")

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Chrysler new car is shiny.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3543 "2019-09-20T05:35:48Z")

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Oh, you’re making me Saab.

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