# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 179
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3564 "2019-09-25T09:08:26Z")
I’ve always taken that for granite. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3565 "2019-09-25T09:54:40Z")
Not sure these puns are as concrete as previous ones. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3566 "2019-09-25T12:13:22Z")
Who’s asphalt is that? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3567 "2019-09-25T13:48:59Z")
When are you going to finish that story about the bridge? The suspension is killing me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3568 "2019-09-25T14:58:04Z")
I cantilever I’m posting this. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3569 "2019-09-25T15:01:41Z")
I lever it to you to decide. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2019, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3570 "2019-09-25T15:48:31Z")
Seriously, we need to ratchet this up a notch. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3571 "2019-09-26T00:15:58Z")
Ratchet is what cats shit when cats catch it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3572 "2019-09-26T09:45:41Z")
I thought ratchet was a Warren Beatty-Dustin Hoffman movie. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3573 "2019-09-26T12:54:14Z")
D’you know that kid who’s always causing trouble making folks sneeze and wheeze? I think his name’s Dustin Pollen. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3574 "2019-09-26T13:56:30Z")
I thought he was the Say Hay (fever) kid. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3575 "2019-09-29T13:56:59Z")
Asthma Pappy used ta say, “Wheeze all headed for a coughin’.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3576 "2019-09-29T23:51:13Z")
Wasn’t “Wheeze” George Jefferson’s wife? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3577 "2019-09-30T00:48:28Z")
And there’s those 2 dwarfs, Sneezey and Snotty, always giving me the Cold (shoulder). ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3578 "2019-09-30T03:00:19Z")
Beam me up, Snotty. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3579 "2019-09-30T04:20:29Z")
Resistance is futile or a flu shot. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3580 "2019-09-30T05:26:14Z")
I shot the flu, but I did not shoot the deputy. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3581 "2019-09-30T08:18:07Z")
That one is bad. Are you really going to cop to that? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3582 "2019-09-30T12:32:27Z")
Everyone here has posted their sheriff bad puns. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3583 "2019-09-30T13:53:18Z")
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