# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/341 "2018-01-30T15:14:44Z")
We’re all raven about these jokes, which are nothing to crow about. But this thread is only for adults. No mynahs allowed. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/342 "2018-01-30T16:40:16Z")
Owl drink to that! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/343 "2018-01-30T16:43:24Z")
I’ll raise my mug and drink macaw-ffee with the rest of you! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/344 "2018-01-30T16:44:44Z")
Is that the real macaw? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/345 "2018-01-30T16:51:48Z")
No, it’s actually Macaw-vity, the Mystery Catbird, ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/346 "2018-01-30T18:05:22Z")
I thought maybe Macawly Culkin. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/347 "2018-01-30T18:50:02Z")
Ever see him dance the Macawrena? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/348 "2018-01-30T19:52:47Z")
Time to move on, boys and gulls. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/349 "2018-01-30T20:08:52Z")
No need for such tercel warnings. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/350 "2018-01-30T21:35:39Z")
What does it mean when you see an indigo bird on a baseball field? It’s an obvious bunting situation. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/351 "2018-01-30T21:40:33Z")
Well you definitely don’t want the ball to go fowl. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/352 "2018-01-31T01:41:44Z")
Speaking of pirates, Blackbird sailed all night in a gale and ended up warblered in kiwist. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/353 "2018-01-31T02:47:05Z")
If he had an engine in his ship, he’d need some petrel. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/354 "2018-01-31T05:41:28Z")
That one flamingoed me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/355 "2018-01-31T06:46:25Z")
I thought I saw a Flamingo in Las Vegas, but it was just a Mirage. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/356 "2018-01-31T06:49:23Z")
I thought all that was supposed to stay in Vegas! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/357 "2018-01-31T07:06:37Z")
Naw, nothing ever stays in Vegas. For example, you can Linq to stuff on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/358 "2018-01-31T08:03:44Z")
Is that why all the Vegas showgirls wear feathers? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/359 "2018-01-31T17:20:25Z")
Vegas showgirls need to be careful with their feathery neckwear because on occasion they get wet and can shrink and choke the wearer. Yes, these ladies need to look out for these boa constrictors. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/360 "2018-01-31T18:46:44Z")
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