# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 182
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2019, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3624 "2019-10-11T15:52:25Z")
I tried to make a go at being a psychic, but eventually gave up. I just couldn’t see a future in it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3625 "2019-10-16T03:59:55Z")
I once though about becoming an acupuncturist, but I couldn’t see the point. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3626 "2019-10-16T04:14:43Z")
I was studying to be a watch maker, but I didn’t have the time. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3627 "2019-10-16T04:40:12Z")
I applied for a position at the hair-replacement company because I heard there was growth potential. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3628 "2019-10-16T06:53:20Z")
I wanted to be an axe murderer, but I just couldn’t swing it. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3629 "2019-10-16T12:42:48Z")
I quit the real estate business because there was just not a lot to sell. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3630 "2019-10-16T13:08:29Z")
I thought about becoming an optometrist, but I just couldn’t see myself doing it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3631 "2019-10-16T16:43:19Z")
I wanted to specialize in Proctology, butt… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3632 "2019-10-16T18:08:53Z")
I thought that I could take a crack at being a chiropractor. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3633 "2019-10-16T22:52:25Z")
I thought of being a font designer, but I wasn’t the right type. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3634 "2019-10-16T23:11:45Z")
I wanted to be a butcher but I just didn’t have the chops. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3635 "2019-10-17T03:13:19Z")
I wanted to be a gastroenterologist, but I didn’t have the guts. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3636 "2019-10-17T07:41:21Z")
I took a stab at it, but soon found I wasn’t cut out to be a surgeon. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3637 "2019-10-17T15:03:59Z")
I once interviewed for a job as a carpenter but it didn’t seem on the level. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3638 "2019-10-17T15:05:08Z")
I’m serious, that carpenter job was not above board. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3639 "2019-10-17T15:11:56Z")
I was going to do a tribute to a dead comic, but I just couldn’t Hackett. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3640 "2019-10-17T18:34:59Z")
My career as a jockey was dead at the gate. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3641 "2019-10-18T00:14:35Z")
> [@atimnie](#): > > I was going to do a tribute to a dead comic, but I just couldn’t Hackett. Then just do it with glee, son. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3642 "2019-10-18T03:18:36Z")
> [@Oly](#): > > Then just do it with glee, son. He said, responding to a Pryor post. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3643 "2019-10-18T03:26:46Z")
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