# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 185
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3684 "2019-10-25T12:32:40Z")
When you travel across Texas talking with the locals, you go through with drawls. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3685 "2019-10-27T04:12:26Z")
When a Texan travels to Oklahoma, the average IQ of both states goes up. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3686 "2019-10-27T04:15:53Z")
Not if they go through Arkansas. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3687 "2019-10-27T04:20:17Z")
A divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida all have the same result: Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3688 "2019-10-27T04:26:25Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > A divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida all have the same result: Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer. That right there is funny!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3689 "2019-10-27T04:30:18Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > A divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida all have the same result: Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer. We’ll all get the trailer. When they make movies about these disasters. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3690 "2019-10-27T05:32:58Z")
Some movies are themselves a disaster. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3691 "2019-10-27T05:58:07Z")
We could make a towering inferno out of them. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3692 "2019-10-27T07:26:10Z")
That sank like the Titanic. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3693 "2019-10-27T07:43:11Z")
Leave a Rose at the sinking site. Unless she boards the _Carpathia._ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3694 "2019-10-27T14:37:52Z")
I’m busy rearranging the deck chairs. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3695 "2019-10-27T15:34:54Z")
Someone stole my chair and I am not going to take this sitting down. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3696 "2019-10-27T17:20:13Z")
Just consider it a charitable donation. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3697 "2019-10-27T17:22:40Z")
Only if I get a thank-you gift. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3698 "2019-10-27T20:14:29Z")
I would never give a woman a watch as a gift, because she would already have a clock above the stove. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3699 "2019-10-28T13:38:45Z")
Watch your mouth or a woman is going to clock you. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3700 "2019-10-28T14:21:09Z")
If they don’t get you with one hand, the second hand will. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3701 "2019-10-28T14:24:44Z")
I like bananas a bunch. (Hand) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3702 "2019-10-28T14:48:03Z")
Well they do have appeal. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/3703 "2019-10-28T19:50:07Z")
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