# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/21 "2018-01-05T03:52:48Z")
What? Like going up and down? ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/22 "2018-01-05T04:05:48Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I’d recommend that you have sex on an elevator but that’s wrong on so many levels. You’re just trying to push his buttons. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/23 "2018-01-05T04:07:13Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > I bet on **Chewing Gum** at the track today and up until the end, he was sticking to the rail. Until he was beaten by Rubber Band in the stretch. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/24 "2018-01-05T04:18:38Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Until he was beaten by Rubber Band in the stretch. But then Anthony Weiner’s Tiny Penis came through and won by a short head in a photo. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/25 "2018-01-05T05:14:14Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > But then Anthony Weiner’s Tiny Penis came through and won by a short head in a photo. Yeah, that was a negative result. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/26 "2018-01-05T05:50:40Z")
Yea, that wiener was a dog! ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/27 "2018-01-05T06:07:10Z")
I studied to be a dog doctor, but I quit because I didn’t like the lab work. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/28 "2018-01-05T06:17:36Z")
My great-grandfather used to work on the Navajo Indian Reservation, connecting electrical wire to all the outhouses. He was one of the first people to wire a head for a reservation. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/29 "2018-01-05T06:27:57Z")
I really hate bathroom humor. Quit while you’re a head. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/30 "2018-01-05T06:45:32Z")
Can it, already! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/31 "2018-01-05T06:57:25Z")
That’s kinda crappy! ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/32 "2018-01-05T07:09:56Z")
It drives me round the bend. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/33 "2018-01-05T13:22:13Z")
Yeah, bathroom humor is offal. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/34 "2018-01-05T13:36:17Z")
Eating offal takes a lot of guts. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/35 "2018-01-05T22:29:31Z")
I like bananas, too, but now I gotta split. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/36 "2018-01-06T17:37:56Z")
I didn’t become a vet because I hated the CAT scan. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/37 "2018-01-06T21:12:48Z")
There’s got to be more of your story, **Annie**. Tell us the tail. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/38 "2018-01-06T23:10:52Z")
Ice cream, but no one heard me. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/39 "2018-01-06T23:14:25Z")
I can’t hear you, because I have something in my eye! ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/40 "2018-01-06T23:20:32Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Ice cream, but no one heard me. If it’s sundae, it’s probably their day off. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=3)