# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/381 "2018-02-02T02:02:38Z")
When I visited the site of Hamlet’s birthplace I was treated to my weight in CopenHaagen-Dasz! With sprinkles. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/382 "2018-02-02T02:17:48Z")
_“Aarhus, in the middle of Aarstreet…”_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/383 "2018-02-02T02:32:35Z")
Oy, a job yelling like that all the time must be aardvark. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/384 "2018-02-02T13:22:46Z")
I once saw an aardvark at the zoo that had the sniffles. Fortunately, the zookeeper was able to give it an ant-ihistamine ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/385 "2018-02-02T13:38:40Z")
Aardvarks aare AA-OK!! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/386 "2018-02-02T14:44:47Z")
How is an ant queen like the CIA? She’s the only one allowed to use the drones. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/387 "2018-02-02T15:31:01Z")
How does the ant queen produce eggs? She has insects. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/388 "2018-02-02T16:03:13Z")
Who’s the Queen of the Ants? Ethel Myrmidon. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/389 "2018-02-02T20:01:49Z")
Insect puns are just weevil. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/390 "2018-02-02T22:52:11Z")
Well, they’re sure bugging me. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/391 "2018-02-02T23:09:47Z")
Sorry to hear that, but there’s a fly in the ointment. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/392 "2018-02-03T00:05:44Z")
Bee right back… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/393 "2018-02-03T00:26:15Z")
Don’t be such a pest. Sure, win-termite by long and hard, but soon it will be warm again as it once wasp. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/394 "2018-02-03T04:40:00Z")
People talk like bugs are unimportant creatures. This is not so. Insects are members of our great family of living beings. No mantis an island. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/395 "2018-02-03T05:19:29Z")
Well that scarab-ed me! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/396 "2018-02-03T05:46:51Z")
Entomologists are into buggery. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/397 "2018-02-03T08:51:22Z")
FruitFlies like bananas a bunch! Just saying. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/398 "2018-02-03T14:44:34Z")
Strangely enough, I don’t like my underwear in a bunch. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/399 "2018-02-03T14:45:52Z")
Keep it brief. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/400 "2018-02-03T15:35:02Z")
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