# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4044 "2019-12-12T02:20:31Z")

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A credentialed sadist is never without a propain torch.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4045 "2019-12-12T03:03:10Z")

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I’m sure a credentialed sadist would never use an anti-pain torch.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4046 "2019-12-12T03:45:04Z")

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Sweet burn!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4047 "2019-12-12T04:04:01Z")

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Kinda lights up the thread, doesn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4048 "2019-12-12T13:30:21Z")

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Many people lighten up around Christmas time.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4049 "2019-12-12T15:31:38Z")

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A lot of people have to lighten up _after_ Christmas.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4050 "2019-12-12T16:38:18Z")

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I think the numbers concerning people gaining weight over the holidays have been inflated.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4051 "2019-12-12T18:00:26Z")

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Ooh… heavy!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4052 "2019-12-12T19:26:28Z")

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Don’t be throwing your weight around like that!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4053 "2019-12-12T23:27:48Z")

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The bulk of recent posts seem to indicate that the topic has changed.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4054 "2019-12-12T23:47:40Z")

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We havn’t reached critical mass yet.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4055 "2019-12-13T01:22:51Z")

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Worrying about being overweight is a big waist of time.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4056 "2019-12-13T04:11:34Z")

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Behind every fat woman is a beautiful woman. No, seriously, you’re in the way.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4057 "2019-12-13T06:33:18Z")

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That’s too much of a stretch.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4058 "2019-12-13T07:57:56Z")

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Talk to my girlfriend’s nuclear waist.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4059 "2019-12-13T12:41:27Z")

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I know a girl that accidentally drank vanishing cream, now she has a new clear waist.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4060 "2019-12-13T13:33:14Z")

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Einstein showed us how vast amounts of energy could be released by splitting the atom, then he went fission.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4061 "2019-12-13T23:18:11Z")

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Yes, he had a few quarks in his personality.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4062 "2019-12-14T04:00:00Z")

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Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4063 "2019-12-14T06:09:27Z")

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That makes me nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

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