# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 204
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4064 "2019-12-14T06:28:15Z")
As nervous as a rocking chair at a weight loss facility. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4065 "2019-12-14T07:16:51Z")
Wasn’t a rocking chair something Elvis or Buddy Holly would sit on? ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4066 "2019-12-14T17:48:50Z")
At first, but once their careers got going, they would sit on a rolling chair. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4067 "2019-12-15T01:01:53Z")
I seat what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4068 "2019-12-15T01:50:31Z")
Sofa this pun thread is great fun. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4069 "2019-12-15T03:13:44Z")
Yes! These puns are just divan. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4070 "2019-12-15T04:45:27Z")
Someone stole my sofa. Thankfully, it was recovered. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4071 "2019-12-15T05:21:44Z")
Where was it found? Davenport or the Ottoman Empire? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4072 "2019-12-15T05:33:08Z")
Excuse me for a moment. I’m going to step outside and smoke a Chesterfield. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4073 "2019-12-15T05:42:06Z")
Here, have a pillow mint after your smoke. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4074 "2019-12-15T07:53:03Z")
That would certainly cushion the blow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4075 "2019-12-15T08:11:12Z")
… **Panache** said softly. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4076 "2019-12-15T20:19:57Z")
Speaking of soft, the recently announced the first death from an overdose of Viagra. A man took twelve pills and his wife died. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4077 "2019-12-15T21:04:06Z")
Now they’re a couple of lucky stiffs. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4078 "2019-12-15T21:07:24Z")
At least she died doing who she loved. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4079 "2019-12-15T21:09:08Z")
Or maybe she died thinking about England. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4080 "2019-12-15T22:30:16Z")
My cousin is having regular sex with his best friend and is terrible at keeping it a secret from me. But he does his bestie. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4081 "2019-12-16T00:29:26Z")
These are great! Keep it up! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4082 "2019-12-16T01:24:48Z")
That’s what the Viagra’s for. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4083 "2019-12-16T03:11:41Z")
I once dated a blind girl who said that I had the largest penis that she ever encountered, but I think she was just pulling my leg. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=203) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=205)