# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 208
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4144 "2019-12-29T16:29:27Z")
Weelaxation is that wonderful feeling when you _finally_ get to pee. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4145 "2019-12-29T18:11:06Z")
Wouldn’t that be _pee_laxation? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4146 "2019-12-29T20:36:28Z")
Aren’t you being peedantic? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4147 "2019-12-29T20:41:46Z")
Well, urine no better. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4148 "2019-12-29T21:23:51Z")
This thread is an exercise in "stream of consciousness’, am I right? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4149 "2019-12-29T21:33:49Z")
Sometimes when I masturbate, and I really have to pee, I don’t know if I’m coming or going. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4150 "2019-12-29T23:29:21Z")
I’d say that’s a little PeeMI. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4151 "2019-12-29T23:58:44Z")
Yeah, you don’t need to leak information like that. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4152 "2019-12-30T03:23:18Z")
What a drip. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4153 "2019-12-30T17:30:21Z")
Well, urethra comer or a goer, you can’t be both at once. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4154 "2019-12-30T22:55:31Z")
Just don’t glans in my direction. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4155 "2019-12-31T02:36:01Z")
But then how can I keep my eye on the balls? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4156 "2019-12-31T02:56:23Z")
Isn’t that a Urethra Franklin song? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4157 "2019-12-31T03:49:17Z")
I’m starting to think there’s a vas deferens between me and all of you. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4158 "2019-12-31T03:57:51Z")
That prostrates me. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4159 "2019-12-31T07:23:09Z")
We’ll just play around with one or two test tickles before we have a real laugh. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4160 "2019-12-31T11:18:27Z")
I think you’ve committed a logical phallusy. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4161 "2019-12-31T13:15:41Z")
Scrotum if ya got 'em. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4162 "2019-12-31T13:59:50Z")
“Oh God!” he ejaculated. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4163 "2019-12-31T18:10:46Z")
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