# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4244 "2020-01-10T01:23:15Z")

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Molasses are very tiny, and dark.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4245 "2020-01-10T01:44:06Z")

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Aspartame wants to believe that.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4246 "2020-01-10T03:18:12Z")

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Toothless blowjobber gets sorghum.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4247 "2020-01-10T04:06:34Z")

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That could possible gum things up.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4248 "2020-01-10T05:04:26Z")

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I would chews a different pastime.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4249 "2020-01-10T06:28:58Z")

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Then just stay home alone and masticate.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4250 "2020-01-10T07:29:04Z")

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What kinda likker are you serving?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4251 "2020-01-10T08:21:39Z")

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Trying to gin up support for a change of topic, **Beck**?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4252 "2020-01-10T09:37:30Z")

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That sounded rather rye.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4253 "2020-01-10T22:01:13Z")

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It was worth a shot.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4254 "2020-01-10T22:52:17Z")

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Yes, but I’m sure that someone will wine about it.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4255 "2020-01-11T03:47:07Z")

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Alcoholism – the one problem you can’t drink away.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4256 "2020-01-11T03:51:28Z")

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Work, the curse of the drinking man.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4257 "2020-01-11T06:14:24Z")

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Work always gives the drinking man a rum for his money.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4258 "2020-01-11T14:44:32Z")

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Drinking alcohol made from blue agave is a good way tequila few brain cells.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4259 "2020-01-11T15:16:58Z")

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4260 "2020-01-11T21:45:50Z")

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Sounds like you’re playing hop scotch.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4261 "2020-01-12T07:11:36Z")

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I drink only on days beginning with “T” – Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4262 "2020-01-12T07:46:56Z")

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Oh, you’re a real ‘T’ totaler, then.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4263 "2020-01-12T08:35:54Z")

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I totaled a T one time. My golf club blew it to smithereens.

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