# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 214
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4264 "2020-01-12T23:39:36Z")
What a coincidence. I was driving down the highway once when I blew a seal. PETA’s been after me ever since. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4265 "2020-01-13T05:34:44Z")
As long as you didn’t throw A-Rod. The New York Yankees would not be pleased. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4266 "2020-01-13T05:46:49Z")
J-lo might be miffed as well. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4267 "2020-01-13T06:23:51Z")
Is J-Lo a gear position on a standard-transmission Jeep? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4268 "2020-01-13T15:25:35Z")
It’s my understanding that shepherds like to drive a Baa Baa Black Jeep. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4269 "2020-01-13T21:24:42Z")
And the rich ones drive Lamb-borghinis. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4270 "2020-01-13T22:39:16Z")
The macho ones drive a Dodge Ram. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4271 "2020-01-13T22:46:58Z")
I prefer a Goat (GTO) for myself. Shears minutes off my commute. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4272 "2020-01-13T23:17:55Z")
Excuse me, I was just woolgathering. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4273 "2020-01-14T05:10:01Z")
A Montana sheep rancher recently discovered two new things he could get from sheep: Mutton and wool. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4274 "2020-01-14T10:08:43Z")
That’s baa-aa-aa-ad. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4275 "2020-01-14T17:45:48Z")
Bad, bad, bad! (;)) ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4276 "2020-01-14T18:03:37Z")
I had some bad cheese, it was no gouda. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4277 "2020-01-14T18:18:51Z")
I had some bad sausages. They were the wurst. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4278 "2020-01-14T20:08:18Z")
You’re full of baloney. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4279 "2020-01-14T20:43:33Z")
I never sausage a bad pun. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4280 "2020-01-14T21:42:58Z")
Sounds like you have a beef with that pun. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4281 "2020-01-15T01:18:09Z")
Well, it may have been a mis-steak. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4282 "2020-01-15T23:57:27Z")
Eh, liver let die! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4283 "2020-01-16T02:06:40Z")
Aw, ‘taint mutton, but veal giblet a roast. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=213) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=215)