# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 219
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4364 "2020-01-21T12:50:34Z")
Buffalo plaid bears a basic Loch Ness to some Scottish tartans. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4365 "2020-01-21T13:56:45Z")
I know of a Highlander who would’ve kilt for a great tartan. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4366 "2020-01-21T14:18:07Z")
Let’s just skirt that issue. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4367 "2020-01-22T01:52:02Z")
A friend of mine started claiming he heard bagpipes 24 hours a day. They diagnosed him with scotsophrenia. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4368 "2020-01-22T06:18:01Z")
If you jump over a bottle of Glenfiddich, are you playing hop Scotch? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4369 "2020-01-22T07:02:52Z")
After that pun, you shouldn’t go scot-free. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4370 "2020-01-22T07:13:17Z")
Yep. Beam me up, Scotty! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4371 "2020-01-22T13:30:49Z")
Warning: Scottish cuisine can be haggis forming. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4372 "2020-01-22T14:02:46Z")
Oh, I can’t stomach that. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4373 "2020-01-22T22:25:08Z")
Sure you can, but it will take guts. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4374 "2020-01-22T22:49:57Z")
How offal. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4375 "2020-01-22T23:34:49Z")
It’ll take intestinal fortitude. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4376 "2020-01-23T00:41:38Z")
I just can’t digest this. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4377 "2020-01-23T02:46:48Z")
I don’t have chyme to talk about digestion. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4378 "2020-01-23T06:55:33Z")
I’m just boweled over by all of this. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4379 "2020-01-23T07:38:05Z")
Folks, **Panache** is damaged. It seems that these puns have rectum. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4380 "2020-01-23T13:27:35Z")
During digestion the gallbladder goes mo’ bile. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4381 "2020-01-23T13:59:25Z")
Please allow me to spleen myself. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4382 "2020-01-23T14:25:10Z")
I heard about a guy who had a problem with his spleen and he just went lymph and fell over. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4383 "2020-01-23T14:42:41Z")
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