# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 223
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4444 "2020-02-01T00:14:35Z")
If you slip on one of those, you’ll get an elliptical contusion. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4445 "2020-02-01T06:30:16Z")
Slip on one of those, fall on your face, and you might get an optical contusion. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4446 "2020-02-01T06:42:06Z")
I _see_ what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4447 "2020-02-01T07:46:26Z")
I knew you’d be watching, **Beck**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4448 "2020-02-01T10:29:23Z")
Eye was watching too. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4449 "2020-02-01T16:57:32Z")
Cornea tell me what happened, I missed it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4450 "2020-02-01T17:06:08Z")
You must be a bad pupil. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4451 "2020-02-01T17:12:40Z")
I see what you’re saying. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4452 "2020-02-01T18:19:42Z")
Hey! I just remembered the year is: 2020. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4453 "2020-02-01T21:19:45Z")
This thread is getting cornea and cornea. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4454 "2020-02-01T22:27:02Z")
The optics of the situation would indicate that, I agree. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4455 "2020-02-01T22:53:43Z")
So let’s just put a lid on it. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4456 "2020-02-02T05:47:24Z")
I had to put glasses on my phone after it lost all its contacts. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4457 "2020-02-02T07:57:08Z")
You deserve lashes for that one. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4458 "2020-02-02T12:08:34Z")
Iris going to say that myself. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4459 "2020-02-02T19:05:39Z")
Rather vitreous attacks for a humor thread. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4460 "2020-02-02T19:33:13Z")
Then lens do something else. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4461 "2020-02-02T20:08:42Z")
I see how you are. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4462 "2020-02-02T21:00:22Z")
Eye puns aren’t really puns. They’re optical allusions. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4463 "2020-02-02T21:56:37Z")
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