# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 229
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2020, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4564 "2020-02-16T02:54:14Z")
Send in the fire brocade! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2020, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4565 "2020-02-16T04:00:06Z")
That’s a total fabrication. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4566 "2020-02-17T03:29:52Z")
But it felt so right. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4567 "2020-02-17T03:44:07Z")
Tell me moire. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4568 "2020-02-17T06:57:35Z")
This thread is laced with humor. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4569 "2020-02-17T13:36:08Z")
That’s why I make sure to stop by here doily. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4570 "2020-02-17T15:22:42Z")
When I first saw it, I satin awe of the wit. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4571 "2020-02-17T17:49:18Z")
When my uncle Roy died his wife had him cremated and she put his ashes in an old fashioned milk bottle. Now when people come by she always shows them her quart o’ Roy. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4572 "2020-02-17T18:09:13Z")
I waled in laughter at that. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4573 "2020-02-17T21:01:20Z")
I have joined a fabric-worshipping cult and am now a Satinist. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4574 "2020-02-17T22:51:01Z")
'Twill be the death of you. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4575 "2020-02-17T23:02:25Z")
Muslin we continue these puns? I don’t cotton to them. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4576 "2020-02-17T23:54:31Z")
I mistakenly threw my wife’s epilepsy medicine into the washer instead of fabric softener. Now my clothes don’t fit. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4577 "2020-02-18T15:14:49Z")
::so good we’re all to busy laughing to add to it:: ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4578 "2020-02-18T15:25:56Z")
I mistakenly poured some Prozac into my car’s gas tank. Now the pedals won’t depress. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4579 "2020-02-18T15:33:12Z")
I mistakenly bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4580 "2020-02-20T13:41:18Z")
I took a drug once that made me feel bloated and aggressive. I think it was an amfatandmean. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4581 "2020-02-20T14:28:36Z")
I finally found a website that helps me deal with my skin condition. What a relief! It was a site for psoriasis. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4582 "2020-02-20T15:20:35Z")
The fruit spread I put on my toast this morning made me sick. My doctor said I had a mar-malady. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4583 "2020-02-21T12:48:43Z")
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