# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/441 "2018-02-07T00:23:21Z")

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This thread has turned into a Marathon. It should last for several more PayDays.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/442 "2018-02-07T00:25:20Z")

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Yeah, give us S’More puns!

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/443 "2018-02-07T02:23:31Z")

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Blessed be the life savers, they are holy.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/444 "2018-02-07T04:13:25Z")

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Why are you acting like a Smartie-pants?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/445 "2018-02-07T04:36:00Z")

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Because I don’t want to look like a dum dum!

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/446 "2018-02-07T05:00:30Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Why are you acting like a Smartie-pants?

Don’t be so Neccotive.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/447 "2018-02-07T05:07:26Z")

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Happy Farms are run by Jolly Ranchers.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/448 "2018-02-07T13:29:30Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Happy Farms are run by Jolly Ranchers.

…who rustle up Black Cows.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/449 "2018-02-07T21:17:58Z")

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Are you trying to steer this thread in a new direction?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/450 "2018-02-07T22:13:45Z")

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What heifer made you think that?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/451 "2018-02-07T22:45:29Z")

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Whose pulling the ‘cows tail’?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2018, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/452 "2018-02-07T23:43:54Z")

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I polled the others and they think that’s a lot of bull.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/453 "2018-02-08T00:34:48Z")

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Udder nonsense. Cud you change the subject?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/454 "2018-02-08T01:13:41Z")

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No, cudz I herd the steaks are too high

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/455 "2018-02-08T01:27:12Z")

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It’s a high-steaks game we play, no?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/456 "2018-02-08T02:13:55Z")

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Blessed be the Lard Cheese-us.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/457 "2018-02-08T05:30:11Z")

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Puns about cows are kine of funny.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/458 "2018-02-08T06:02:57Z")

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Man, we’re really milking this one.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/459 "2018-02-08T06:05:24Z")

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How can I have a charley horse in my calf?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/460 "2018-02-08T12:08:35Z")

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Charley horse in your calf? How does it veal?

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