# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 230
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4584 "2020-02-23T03:06:11Z")
I get my fruit spread from the door jamb. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4585 "2020-02-23T03:11:56Z")
Does getting your fruit spread hinge upon whether the door is open or closed? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4586 "2020-02-23T03:26:47Z")
Reminds me of my favorite sandwich – bagels and locks. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4587 "2020-02-23T03:30:40Z")
But, I want key lime pie. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4588 "2020-02-23T07:20:57Z")
Sounds like a grand-slam idea. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4589 "2020-02-24T03:09:15Z")
Key lime and lox – what a combination! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4590 "2020-02-24T04:25:11Z")
I just a-door key lime. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4591 "2020-02-24T04:43:18Z")
Dorkey jokes are a specialty around here. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4592 "2020-02-24T13:47:26Z")
To get into Hogwarts you first have to go through Doubledoor. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4593 "2020-02-25T17:20:07Z")
Jokes about Hogwarts have a very quick hexpiration date. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4594 "2020-02-25T18:26:52Z")
They only last for a spell. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4595 "2020-02-25T19:48:35Z")
Don’t try to convince her. Hermione is made up! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4596 "2020-02-25T20:17:31Z")
After petting my pet pig, I discovered Hogwarts on my hands. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4597 "2020-02-25T20:59:31Z")
I understand that you can get rid of them by using some kind of oinkment. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4598 "2020-02-25T21:31:49Z")
That’s very porkuliar. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4599 "2020-02-26T04:27:34Z")
Yeah, you wouldn’t think that it would be so hard to cure. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4600 "2020-02-26T05:37:01Z")
Sounds like you’re just bacon for more. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4601 "2020-02-26T09:03:32Z")
Don’t use that oinkment on your small fry. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4602 "2020-02-26T09:09:22Z")
If I do, please don’t squeal on me. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4603 "2020-02-26T09:22:56Z")
No squeal but ‘bubble and squeak’ maybe. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=229) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=231)