# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 233
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4644 "2020-03-05T19:58:41Z")
Beck is posting again? You’ve got to be kidney! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4645 "2020-03-05T21:59:38Z")
Cue the organ music! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4646 "2020-03-05T22:49:29Z")
“Oh, Beck in the saddle again/Out where a friend is a friend…” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2020, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4647 "2020-03-07T05:31:52Z")
Reminds me of a cowboy I knew back in Texas. He adopted a dachshund, because he wanted to get a long little doggie. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4648 "2020-03-10T13:09:53Z")
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next bowel movement could spell disaster. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4649 "2020-03-10T14:02:56Z")
Sounds like you’re going to have a massive vowel movement. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4650 "2020-03-10T15:34:06Z")
I’ll just have to letter rip. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4651 "2020-03-10T15:39:00Z")
Just be careful, that may spell disaster. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4652 "2020-03-10T15:56:28Z")
It could also spell relief. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4653 "2020-03-10T16:35:45Z")
Don’t you go putting words in my mouth now. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4654 "2020-03-10T17:02:06Z")
These non-stop consonant bad puns really chap my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4655 "2020-03-10T18:46:25Z")
You’re really not my _type_, thanks any way! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4656 "2020-03-10T18:55:06Z")
Every noun then I read a funny pun, I must admit. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4657 "2020-03-10T23:48:17Z")
Today I saw a billboard that said simply, “To Be.” I decided it must be an ad-verb. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4658 "2020-03-11T00:00:58Z")
Verbs can only be admitted to this thread on a case-by-case basis. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4659 "2020-03-11T07:48:09Z")
In that case, aren’t you being a little subjective? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4660 "2020-03-11T07:55:31Z")
I once met a girl who claimed to be a part of speech. “A verb, I hope,” I said. She got a little indignant, and said, “No, I’m a noun. I don’t conjugate; I decline!” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4661 "2020-03-11T08:17:35Z")
Did she say it calmly or did she ejaculate? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4662 "2020-03-11T08:36:20Z")
It didn’t turn out badly. We did dative for a while after that. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4663 "2020-03-11T10:47:57Z")
That’s ok, as long as you weren’t possessive. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=232) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=234)