# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 234
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4664 "2020-03-11T12:49:24Z")
Yeah but what if he was too passive? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4665 "2020-03-11T13:29:32Z")
These things used to make him tense, but he’s past that now. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4666 "2020-03-12T01:24:08Z")
Did she get predicate? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4667 "2020-03-12T04:38:25Z")
She can only speak in whole sentences. Claustrophobia. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4668 "2020-03-12T04:42:44Z")
Can’t that be controlled by a medically-induced comma? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4669 "2020-03-12T06:50:22Z")
But then she wouldn’t be able to control her colon. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4670 "2020-03-12T07:31:59Z")
If the surgeon takes out part of it, is she left with a semi-colon? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4671 "2020-03-12T08:04:26Z")
But she can still have periods. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4672 "2020-03-12T08:14:50Z")
If punctuation cost money, would you have to pay an apostro-fee? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4673 "2020-03-12T11:04:43Z")
I’m gonna take that with a dash of salt. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4674 "2020-03-12T12:38:50Z")
My Grammar is very well spoken. Grampa, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4675 "2020-03-12T13:14:43Z")
My favorite president was Gerund Ford. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4676 "2020-03-12T17:00:32Z")
He was a man ahead of his time. With all the elderly candidates for President, the White House is getting a staff gerundologist. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4677 "2020-03-13T12:47:02Z")
If they get sick they’d be septicgenarians. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4678 "2020-03-13T22:24:48Z")
That would certainly make things interesting on Capitol Ill. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4679 "2020-03-16T00:46:40Z")
A sex scandal with 70-year olds could make you sick – give you septiseamier. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4680 "2020-03-17T15:01:53Z")
If that happens, they’ll have to put you in the sepsis tank. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4681 "2020-03-17T20:35:21Z")
Well, this particular line of conversation isn’t proving very infectious, if the few posts since last Friday prove anything. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2020, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4682 "2020-03-18T01:21:03Z")
See cat. See cat’s oozing sore. Poor pussy cat. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2020, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4683 "2020-03-18T02:27:19Z")
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