# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 239
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4764 "2020-03-26T14:44:16Z")
Route, route, route for the home team. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4765 "2020-03-26T19:25:18Z")
We’ve been very thorough, fair to say. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4766 "2020-03-27T12:52:28Z")
Sometimes cross roads cause road rage. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4767 "2020-03-27T13:27:32Z")
Motorists should work together during traffic jams instead of yelling at each other. Cross words should not be unsolvable. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4768 "2020-03-27T17:46:16Z")
In traffic jams, we should preserve our patience. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4769 "2020-03-27T22:47:41Z")
Unlike embalmers, who preserve their patients. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4770 "2020-03-27T23:39:42Z")
Just don’t buy your butter at a Crematorium. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4771 "2020-03-28T03:25:38Z")
I thought of being cremated, but I’m lactose intolerant. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4772 "2020-03-28T06:05:28Z")
Can anybody be cremated, or must they urn the privilege? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4773 "2020-03-28T06:10:16Z")
Cremation … my last chance at a smoking hot body. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4774 "2020-03-28T09:27:43Z")
Just don’t make an ash of yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4775 "2020-03-28T13:23:08Z")
Hate the sin, not the cinder. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4776 "2020-03-28T14:56:26Z")
These puns are pure torch-er. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4777 "2020-03-28T16:24:29Z")
That burns me up! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4778 "2020-03-28T16:33:58Z")
If you light up a room with a floor lamp, does that make it a torchier chamber? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4779 "2020-03-28T19:29:33Z")
The other day, we took my Grandpa to one of those spas where the fish eat your dead flesh. It’s a lot cheaper than cremation. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4780 "2020-03-28T20:42:19Z")
Water you talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4781 "2020-04-01T18:04:46Z")
I guess if you had left him out for the birds, that would be cheeper than cremation. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4782 "2020-04-01T19:36:12Z")
[thought I’d already posted this] I guess if you’d taken him to where the birds pick away your dead flesh, that would be cheeper than cremation. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4783 "2020-04-01T19:37:13Z")
Oh, good a double post. \*&^! My bad. (Actually, posting that even \*once \*was my bad.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=238) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=240)