# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 241
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2020, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4804 "2020-04-10T22:58:12Z")
That’s being a good sport, **Beck**! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4805 "2020-04-13T00:51:04Z")
Speaking of sports, my tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4806 "2020-04-13T01:17:55Z")
Sort of a backhanded compliment, in a way. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4807 "2020-04-13T01:39:26Z")
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4808 "2020-04-13T02:47:43Z")
Stay glassy, **Sam**! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4809 "2020-04-13T03:14:04Z")
I _see_ what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4810 "2020-04-13T03:14:46Z")
Just burned 2000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4811 "2020-04-13T14:47:12Z")
Ceramics teachers aren’t allowed to bring their pets to work. One of 'em brought a cat who took a nap in a kiln. He got fired. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4812 "2020-04-13T15:28:35Z")
One time in art class I made a ceramic sculpture of Muhammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln. Yes, it was a gaseous clay. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4813 "2020-04-13T23:40:35Z")
Did the resulting shards sting like a bee? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4814 "2020-04-14T02:52:33Z")
First they floated like a butterfly. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4815 "2020-04-14T06:34:24Z")
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in New York. Probably just an urban moth. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4816 "2020-04-14T06:52:57Z")
Maybe not, given that everybody’s cocooning at home. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4817 "2020-04-14T13:25:00Z")
I tried to find my way out of the forest by reading the moths on the trees but that didn’t help at all. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4818 "2020-04-14T16:09:54Z")
Despite the fact that there are a lot more folks who bird-watch than moth-watch, there’s no Birders’ Day, but there is a Mother’s Day. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4819 "2020-04-14T18:10:26Z")
I’ve heard that Thtirling Moth hath died. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4820 "2020-04-14T18:23:39Z")
I’d butter fly away from this thread before I make a bad pun. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4821 "2020-04-14T18:52:10Z")
Speaking of bad puns: Q. What’s a cocoon? A. A cocoon is a cocolored person. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4822 "2020-04-14T22:14:16Z")
If butterflies, then what does margarine do? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/4823 "2020-04-14T23:25:32Z")
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